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1992-08-02
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MARK TWAIN
3000
200000
100000
▓ approaches, looking just like he does in old pictures.
▓, already planning a story, runs up to you to fight.
▓ writes racist classics at you for 3000 damage!!!
▓ writes "The Jumping Frog of Calaveras County" for 6000 damage!!
▓ appears on a Star Trek: TNG cliffhanger at you for 12000 damage!
▓ writes racist classics but you call the NAACP!!
▓ tries to tell the frog story but you don't listen!!
▓ appears on Star Trek: TNG but you watch "Studs" instead.
▓ collapses, and Bill Haley and the Comets music can be heard.
Damn it boy, you should see my ClayMation special!!